“I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I …

CHARLENE McGREGOR:
Why don’t you get a job at the Burgerrama? They’ll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV – they had this little retarded boy working the register.
LELAINA:
Because I’m not retarded, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my University!
WES McGREGOR
Well you dont have to put that on your …

OLIVER:
You given any thought to who you might be voting for?
SHELLEY:
I definitely won’t listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always
agree with Paula and Randy.
(pause)
Oh, you meant the president.

Movie: The House Bunny (2008)
Shelley:Anna Faris
Oliver: Colin Hanks
Writer: Karen McCullah Lutz & Kirsten Smith
Director: Fred Wolf

“So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You think I care about that? I do understand. You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to …

“Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent – I don’t care which one – but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.”

Movie: Mallrats (1995)
Character: …